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The National Hottie Is Still Missing

from The Very Best Of Stice by Stice

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lyrics

900 YEARS OLD AND I CANT STOP PLAYING TOUCH THE RASH

1 800 HOTTIE MISSING

TRASH GRIP CUNT FRUSTRATE CUSTOM SHIFT MASTER KEY

FASTER BABY HEY CRASH YOUR CAR INTO ME

NEVER BEEN THIS SICK BEFORE I BEEFED

AND BABY GOTTA LICK MY BILE

MISSING HOTTIE HAD A CRASH

VOMIT ON A HOT DASH

MAYBE WANNA GROPE MY KNEES

HEY

MY BELLY BUTTON IS A HOLE

THE MILKY PHOTO CARTON MAKES MY CAR GO

I WONT BE GETTING OFF CAUSE TITS TORE OFF BUT

I HOPE THAT YOU AND I STILL STAB

BE NICE BE NICE BE NICE BE NICE

BE NICE TO ME OR ILL FIGHT YOU BACK

GO FASTER BOBO FLESH PORT JACK

MISSING HOTTIE TO BE SO HOT NAT ICE

WHATS HERNIA PROOF WHATS MORE WET HEAT

WHATS DINNER TONIGHT WHATS FOUR DOG FEET

WHY FREAK OUT ON MY LIMP FRISH

HEY YOU WANNA TOUCH IT YOU FUCK IT UP IN TRAFFIC

HEY YOU WANNA CRASH IT I GOT IT LIKE A RABIT

BITCH JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT

NOW ITCH HABBIT RASH THE PATCH

IN WHICH HOTTIE STILL CANT GRAB IT

YIKES WANNA STICK THOSE TITS BACK ON BUT PUTTEM BACK ON THE WRONG WAY

SHUCKS WANNA TATTOO A BAD WORD IN A PLACE SHE’LL NEVER SEE ANYWAY

DANG WANNA WEED WHACK OUT BACK BOBO SUCK PISS OFF MY DING DONG

HEY WHEN I GET IT UP ILL BE A CUSTOM SHIFTER OF MY VERY OWN

IF IM GONNA LOSE MY LEGS ILL JERK THE FLESH PORT OFF INSTEAD

IF IM GONNA CRASH MY CAR ITLL BE FROM GIVING YOU BAD HEAD HEY

IF YOURE GONNA BE THAT TALL I GUESS ID RATHER BE DEAD

OK MY LEGS HIT THE WALL MY RASH GOT VERY ITCHY AND RED

BITCH GOT IN AN ACCIDENT SO WITCH HOBBIT CATCH THE RAT

DONT SWITCH THE WATER TIN CAN GOBLET

ITCH HOSPITAL BACK AGAIN

SO TRICK RABBIT CATCH THE CAT

WONT KISS THE CAR THAT CRACKED MY ASS

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from The Very Best Of Stice, released January 27, 2019

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