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Crime Wave

by Stice

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Rackin up the wisdom with the hepatitis b Yule begotten nekid narcoleptic herbal tea dime store shit to detainee Cracking every knuckle even ones you never heard of Ride a crimewave whippa-cuppa-shade Y'all a buncha deadbolts dopple down gang I’m a real mean bastard sorbing no shame Listen to the vowels as they rattle in the diphthong Mayonnaise dripping penis the glaze Jock-a-kicken old man, kick in the grave Buckem down break em down brick in the face I gottem bang bang bang ima glow in the day Say say say preswallow my name Hey baybay whatchu trying to play You honk wink wink blow in the face All you can eat, can you eat my nuts Tally ho poor kids giddyup At night you sleep in the park Fuck the benches with the big bulwark Oh say can you see can the freaks shut up So sayeth me i seek then i suck antidisestablishmentarianism Obviously that's old wives tale The drug you never urge Hit or miss slight accident Theoretically im never gonna die actuality a dumbass way to die Oh fuck thats not my bag Oh fuck that is my bag Oh shit this ring still fits Oh fuck I’m shoplifting I take a whisky drink Good god i don't think God bless The rest They stink Unless the silvers’ Zinc Unhealthfulness maintain Don't exercise again With a real job you don't need crossfit Are you feeling me? I can’t feel a thing Am I feeling you? I don't know what to do Are you feeling me? I can’t feel a thing Am I feeling you? I don't know what to do now Are you feeling me? I can’t feel a thing I must be feeling you Cuz i don’t know what to do now Don't pay if you can take it Im wearing a blanket We're not gonna pay for it Petco, cash4, rambo rip And a Spy kid 2 with a chisel tip Cowgirl caught doing cowboy shit Background boys in the foreground pics Movie stars on dialysis Too long can't read dont pay for shit Don’t cry if you don’t make it You're not gonna make it not gonna get out now You’ll pay up if you break it So baby let's break it Baby let's break this down Now we gotta move faster killing the bastards I think of times that remind me of the whisky drink I think of times that remind me of the whisky drink I think of times that remind me of the whisky drink I think of times that remind me of the whisky drink
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Enter the big city, crouch under fountain Jump on the highest building nothing surrounding Cum on ye joyous singers no one is watching Sing to the lowest level the poor was crowned king My love is foreshadowing the Nasty thing that i might say I gotta stay awake So stay awake So i stay awake So i stay awake So stay awake So gotta stay awake Gotta I have been awake for 40 days Strobing letters Say organic All of wall street Screams satanic It will be washed By atlantic But who will save the proletariat Guess no guess no guess no guess no One will save us from the ghetto S o s o s o s o s o S will be written with fresh charcoal When i was just a slime mold Living on pine cones I never could withhold emotional Then they gave me big bones Some really nice headphones Now i look good and It's pretty stupid What's the password 1234 Reset password That's my SHIT Alphabet starts P u c i Say it backwards That's my SHIT What's the address It's on fake street 1234 Dammit Bow to get this down to get this down forever is shit When the time comes i'll be crying dressed up like a little kid I look like my long lost cousin long lost cousin long lost kid Im so unhealthy Bsbsbl Someone fill my pill Asdbjdh Angels fly by night Fdljdfj In this country it's always day Ahsdhsd Unphased by all stinking bean Adsds I know i can see Way beyond my genes How can hell be called I gotta stay awake Gotta slip away ohhhh Oh no no no non ono no no no no I gotta fade away I'm gonna fade away Awww ohhhohohohoh Enter the holy city, crouch under fountain Jump on the highest building nothing surrounding Come on ye joyous singers no one is watching Sing to the lowest level the poor was crowned king I find solace in lost cousins They could see the highest shape I'm stuck in the lowest cobweb Sucking on a wet juice cape I know i can feel Way beyond these beans How'd i get so tall
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Canonoia canonoia Metal eyelash ungreased no rust leather night stunts or feast stunts us scrubbing realistic skin graft spot tracking tchotchke to call my bluff canonoia Okay okay fascinating smithereens bandage the lips neopetting witha big toe Ah kaching kaching kaching kaching kachingo Knights of colombo canonoia Okay okay okay okay okay experimental surgery ready underway Guy guy guy double dracula guy Rockin tooth shaping new cone on the eye Chop chop chop knick knack tip top Bouncy bouncy knock knock knock Climb my prick or beat me up amptutee using kungfu like a knife Ready made wine screw endocrine Break necks vagina frankenstein I wanna getta nose job But i wanta nose 5 feet wide Wanna get a boob job Makem hang low down vine I see you clearly liquid crystal display Theres something freaky in the lingerie Embarrass niceness from the inside out Avatar of me forced to twist and shout Oh pilgrim twist and shout Please dont release the hounds Constipated with a sex appeal Slut world is under attack yet Mysteriously tan pseudodirection semiparasite Cow tools and tchotchkes Chopping away Scraping it away Writing essay on a really small plate soaking away in a pathetic marinade Chewing away on a scrap a bubble gum Rocking away in a catatonic state quicken to see or speculate Talking away but id rather no one say Talking away but id rather no one say Operate operate Dead ringers will take his place Waiting for the whistle blow To start as embryo operate operate Cattle to the slaughter but beware that the motto “come as are leave as wish” And i never thought of this Is it true that if you leave it on the shelf an angel wing Is it true that it can turn into a silver screw at bottom of everyday operate operate walking like a spider overwhelming weight Slut world was not a big mistake But i know that eating angel meat that is fried miles deep will not lead to peace
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Make your face weird Fuck the warm up Skip the scene cut Start on hardcore Don't do speed runs Fight the spiders Get the poison Find the gold coins Fight the big slimes Find a big knife Punch the pirate Skip the small stuff Gain more manna Leave the main road Find the dungeon Solve the puzzle Fight skeletons Fall down tunnel Unlock big chest Wear cool helmet Don't read letters Stop world building Fight the mages Find the halfling Touch the lever Trip the rock trap Sneak past warlock Don't use soultrap Fuck familiars Find the ancients Whats the password Enter temple Then a message From the rafters You are chosen You are special You have unlocked All new hazards Waxy lizards Acid masters Melting Riddles All disasters Cryogenic Elder bastards Five white horses Fiery saddles Mutant mountains Star of crystal Light of satan Black snake cauldron Health Bar Fountain Hex to cultist Curse on leaders Pull back curtains Kill all creatures Explode prisons Free the captives Fight the henchmen Fuck the captives Steal the diamonds Find the hatch door Collect rewards Scale the mountain Talk to frost god Use good karma Enter castle Find the throne room Talk to jester Trade his big hat For big diamond Sneak down staircase Join the parade Poison party Exist swiftly Talk to frost god Get good karma Get new broadsword Get new armor Frost gods angry Sends his army Fight frost spider Fight frost army Kill the frost god Wear his armor Unlock frost chest Jump down mountain
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I hate her smile Chemical chemical dye I hate her cunt-trol whimsical crystal style Obsessed with stuff Hoarding her stuff stuff stuff She never has not enough stuff Where she going to bury that stuff Embarrassing shit How do you carry that stuff How can you treasure stuff magical Magical magical crap crap crap Spending all your money on funny smelling junk Drawn on cobwebs force it haunted Horoscope expert Vice vice vice Praying to a money god that gives bad advice Luck luck luck wont break a lock Bending for a penny then you fall Stepping on every crack Married to an old gray cat Making all your money on your back Sugar dad gives zero respect Sterical sterical sterical sterical I hate her macula livestock homegrown crop Mouth off though your hands are soft Your talents lost Jerk the whole town off He called you the trampoliner They saw you in the woods this evening They saw you on their tv screen Ball gag cat mask still your beaming Introducing brand new feelings My year of magical drinking milk and moss the ock oracle spoke she won't grow up She's so sure her sip is supped Recipe says just one nut One to three i want to suck Oops daisy that went well Miracle miracle let's eat chalk Think of kinks to pink a l log Come and see a lifelong slog Frontispiece will say for my mom But she pissed me off she pissed me off wait its the season of the pest and the Pesticides pesticide pesticides gone Hey if you're getting upset in a sinister sect then the bug is shot-clog A speck of mighty fine moon light Rub my wings to make me squawk Dig this metempsychosis Bitch i'm a flea bitten nymph don't waste your time That's when I take a nosedive In a bottomless bottomless bottomless pint Calculate cigarette time Chucking up beer and a bag of clementines Then I bounce back Jumping on the stage everybody get set Give me all the money that you got Pay me and ill be your fucking pup Bark bark bark I hate her and I really wanna barf Barf barf barf Then I got knocked down knocked down knocked off hard Body's got so much blood All my friends think that i must be hurt Bitch i could get hurt so much worse Gimme no stick of old big red Gimme no step by step by step Gimme no work it cause it works Gimme no buck buck buck Gimme no Vegas trip Gimme no shame cause i have so much fun Gimme undying endless suck Gimme your hard earned mothers dough Down down down We can still get down Bow down down down
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My wrists unflappable, but the clock betrays a smile I tilt the laptop face below venetian blinds They call me trembler I call it style I bite a rubber camera give myself the macarena Die by thee fruit of poisonous tree pornography I wanna make love to a lab rat running through a maze Dumbass rush in dumbass rush in dumbass rush inr Lust of grown man topples into left hand But a muscle sex gland couldn't enter the land And i do what i can make him misunderstand but you know who i am I say oohah oohah Muffle sound van as it rushes round grand And we bounce around safe taking red carpet scraped And i take what i can and it's just about ten which just wasn't the plan U say oohah oohah Dumbass rushed in which is just about when Had a tussle too late cause my wrist is sedated And i eat when i can they dont pay in advance so when they want the romance i say oohah oohah Comes around ten is a muscle bound man hustle my way in but on a crutch i get out say what you will but i fuck what i kill and kill what i fuck And i never get ill When Johnny has fun When Johnny is done when Johnny has cum When Johnny is wrong When Johnny is gone Out of the shell a sexy aphrodite Half cocked but shes water tight And i have to wonder Where's the drug for me Look to the left and cough to the right Strange taste looks like egg whites But i have to wonder Where's the drug for me Hey Jon why's your face all bandaged I wink wink incredulously I don't have to wonder What he did to me Out on the streets hey you gotta light Arm crooked round a plastic vile so i sit and wonder Where's the drug for me So don't get hasty Young masters creed bobo crashed his cockleboat the whole world is balls deep Now don't clever And don't get wise My body’s doubling so double men can die Die by thee fruit of poisonous tree pornography I wanna make love to a lab rat running through a maze Dumbass rush in dumbass rush in dumbass rush in Why don't you make love to me I like fucking violently Dumbass nothing good us free Dumbass rush in dumbass rush in He's making love look like a monkey banging on the cage He said pilgrims mouths will hang agape Close your eyes and think of anime
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Dare me to delete the thought of marathon sex Yodel’on’in stereo look at my chest Townify the city then shoot me a text If Drugs are food then i need a snack And its R rated X If you pass out on the subway you could wake up to a ding dong Now you got your scissors out snippy snippy dong gone If you're in a scary town dress up like a scary clown Bodily harm then read a book on self help Buying a dog but then they only sell chow chow X man therapy phone call self help X man Self help You oughta try on all the sneakers Sex is good but x is cleaner You wanna tag but you don't want jail time He went to Rikers Let’s blow up Rikers I've got a view of two brick walls Gettem outta my way Cause he wont play fair And he's hot down there And he loves musique Gettem out of my couch So i wont get sued And i wont drink tea And he get precise Cause you're goddam loud And your goddam fail’n And you won't ballet And you won't bail out Bail out bail out! I read it then i reread it outloud Gettem out of my scene Cause you can and you will and you do and you have but you won't It's a bottomless sea Can you see what I mean do you realize the rent is a yolk? X man gotta read Eisenstein and ninety nine remote Slutworld is under no attack and yet the barracks are on fire Ah yes it burns Burns like an egg X Burns Dominate Don't erase Umpteenth X man Don't believe in x Just erase the text Don’t send me a lifeguard send me a boat Send you a kite i wanna send you a note Tellin’ you something that you don’t wanna know Like elderly people when they tell me to vote They know that i will but they know that i won’t I know how to breathe but you’re slitting my throat Leave it to me it’s inevitable I know how to leave but i don’t wanna go So goddam sick of the downtown six X man erase it lickety split Way too way too way too way too way too quick! Shut that third eyelid Weeooh weeooh That's the sound if it going bad bad bad bad The only love i ever had On the other hand x is not that bad Read your mind i guess all us just punked out In the end you're still a man Youre in high demand you just fucked yourself Well dressed in some fresh hotel Both talked to death and spelled X O L SOS you don't pass no test and don't get no rest you don't haunt no depths One thing about me is i get no sleep And i cant scrape skin on my knees Two things about both you and i both gonna die but i've got way less time This city’s got thousands of signs, one to the sky, the rest are 69 Terrified of things you could try, once in your life, try diner coleslaw Letta lotta things bump in the night, every night, somethings in the club The clubs got eyes its always watching It likes it when you dance, it feeds on feet and tracks And sweet romancing
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Chimaera Punching fist straight up into the helicopter wicked tricking morbid Draculas Can i please feel like a man Womens underwear Soaking in bleach and listerine Rolling dough in scopolamine Making you do unspeakable things guarantee to Never release you Echo echo echo echo echo artificial Our mentor screwed up When he us taught manipulation Screment shaped like marzipan You could make a condog beg My favorite thoughts already said The rest are stupid soft or dead Ka ka cool it motherfucker Like I said Beaver pink man it stinks On you're plastic bed Well I'm a lover and I I give good head But all you gunners are a goner And the kid is dead Back it up! The mom wept Toy worms, me am monkey, for a scary set The kid returns, That's nonsense! bye little birdie I'm bereft I wrote a poem for you but I don't know where it went I have feelings! They never left! I'm a victim I'm a victim And I'm super wet Super soaked Contest Twenty-nine sleeping but she is your favorite pet Oh my god! A best friend Buy buy buy buy buy baby if it's in demand Come on world get ready get set While i'm high i made up another word I’m sky high and the hoes are getting scared my favorite weapon in the sword Weapon is a sword Weapon is a sword Hi phantoma Im glad I met ya Your weapons frightening It’s like enlightening Cross my legs and wish to die I'll take walks on sober nights But a high time looks like bestest life Lillie 3 and star triangle When your friend is crazy and mighty mighty hot Troll some losers and never get caught No one else can see they beyond I prefer it one on one When gig is sucking fucking and taxing You are a champion fuck the rejection Live in the night and sleep in the sun Me am monkey Me am monkey Hi Sasha Take a big rock throw it at a bigger rock And I can't help think we both are rocks But it's too damn late but we both rock bitch Hi Sasha Your face looks like a perfect shape And your eyes see fractals I can't relate But I always get it when you try to explain I can't see it but i can feel it Echo echo echo echo artificial Its true 1 2 3 5 prime is 7 I can count up to eleven You can count your way to heaven Echo echo echo echo artificial Echo echo echo echo artificial
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Danger! Your bouncing breasts Warning! Young girls beware Stay away! A switcheroo Killer me killer me killer me killer you BIGEST BOOBS Forehead forehood It's not just you it's not just you Screenshot the address Bookmark the page I'm going unsane i'm going unsane A pilot’s dream You cause me pain PTSD In ecstasy Die Wanna hit? Die Wanna hit? Many many death blows XO KO From the get go Don't listen to techno Lets go lets go Presto chango Ride death grotesquo nexto Stice Stice Stice american psycho Get a job at kodak new york Marry a strippers birth Bow to the bible belt Bound to the underground Ahhhh Okay okay okay okay okay Ahhhhh Ok ok ok I wanna die I want your death rattle How come it took so long Shoulda been a patricide Never got a chance to venge the wrong Tell me again its black and white She cant elude the weed He can't admit the deed die die If i was cuter he choose me Okay that logic’s round Might as well be the birth order And yet who knows the deal Who’s to say shes the first one I woulda taken papa outside At least someone should have locked his whole ass up Never met a pedo who had just one A whole new meaning to girls just wanna have fun Here lies the body of a pedophile who ruined the lives of at least two sisters God bless the masters the bastards the social workers and the adderall salesmen I guess if all else fails and you can't take justice you can trust the process May his body burn forever in hell And the rest of us live in perfect health
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Um I look pretty under two thick blankets Lets get comfy with my face all bandaged I've got a face for Pen and paper I feel like a man and i look like a bad word My skins shitty cause i pick my scabs off I don't wear makeup cause ill look like jigsaw I shave my face with a man’s razor My hair grows like an abandoned shih tzu I got a body like a big wood cabinet My teeth stick out cause my face hit carpet I’ve had ringworm Since i was thirteen I've tried every cream? My definition Of working out is sex I masturbate once everyday but always to something slightly creepy I fantasize about humping all my teachers legs I find a cartoon sexy Incognito X out window I just doubled my dose of Lexapro but i still feel like blurred out word Why the fuck would i ever want kids? If it's like this I wouldn't wish It on my I would rather be a puppy in a basket Then be human With a billion bucks I would rather be a needle in a haystack Then be caught dead Making one more kid Can you imagine how i’d fuck up I would make me look like a cherub If it's broke then don't make more of such a joke a joke a joke I see me You see me too But there is nothing i can do I seem free But that's not true But at least i'm nothing like you I see you You're seeing me Cause i wear a giant hat and always scream Cause I wear giant hats and I scream Look at me Look at me Now look behind you I see you You see me too And there's nothing else that anyone can do
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STICE CRIME WAVE TOUR

April 5 - NYC - TV EYE
April 6 - PHILLY - HAUS OF YARGA*
APRIL 7 - DC - SLASH RUN
APRIL 8 - RALEIGH - TBA
APRIL 10 - ATLANTA - INNERSPACE
APRIL 11 - ATHENS GA - FLICKER
APRIL 12 - ASHEVILLE NC - STATIC AGE
APRIL 13 - HARRISONBURG VA - CRAYOLA HOUSE*
APRIL 14 - BALTIMORE - THE COMPOUND
APRIL 15 - HADLEY MA - ASBESTOS FARM*

* = email sticesticestice@gmail.com for address

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released April 7, 2023

Produced, recorded, and mixed by Jark
Vocals, lyrics, and visuals by Crab
Mastered by Jon Starks

Sopranino Saxophone on X Man, Death Rattle by Jake Tobin
Guitar solo on Crushed Ice And Legos by Calvin Grad

Thank you: Jon Starks, Dan Muro, Cooper B Handy, Ryan Power, Luuke

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